Guilty Pleasures

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Because it's almost 5am, and I still can't get to sleep.

stultiloqentia recently posted a drinking game for Spuffy smut fic. It's a list of words you're sure to have seen a time or two (except for, you know, gnomon). Of course, "cold dead seed" makes an appearance.

Also, a while back, kita0610 had an outing for the old schoolers who invented things like Buffy's vanilla scent. They're those things that get used again and again. And again.

And on stultiloqentia's list? I was surprised to realize I don't care how over-used it is, I still find the primal roar/whisper "Mine!" sexy. I also get turned on by Buffy's "tiny hands" (in Angel's broad ones), even though it's in every single fic on ff.net, the unsexiest place in the whole wide world.

I've managed to convince myself I'm not the only one.

So come on. What are those "I don't care how many times I see it, I still like it"s? Okay, it might be more of a "I don't care how many other people misuse it, I still like it if it's done right", but you have one, don't you? You like seeing Spike say "Da" or "Yes, Sire," or "Xanpet". You like Buffy's mossy green eyes and Angel's chocolate ones. You like it when _____'s mouth is like satin and ______'s spunk tastes like honey. You like it when Buffy finds out Angel married her without telling her when he put the Claddagh ring on her finger. You like seeing Angel spelled "Angle". What's your cliché-kink?

Comments

[tkp.livejournal.com]

no one's tongue really feels like satin, either, except maybe, you know, muppets. And I rather think muppets have fuzzy tongues. And according to one fic I read, their jizz tastes suspiciously like thread.

I think the cliches I was suggesting got stupider and more repulsive as I went along.

[mzzgoddessblue.livejournal.com]

roflmao @ their jizz tastes suspiciously like thread.


Poor Miss Piggy.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

She really knows what it's like to have a frog in her throat.

[mzzgoddessblue.livejournal.com]

i just sprayed my monitor with coffee.


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you sick sick puppy you!! (which is one of the reasons I like you!!)

[tkp.livejournal.com]

What's sad is my dad told me that joke.

I hope you've read Itsy-Bitsy Teeny-Weenie Purple-Puppet Angel Penii. It's where I got the thread bit.

All my sickness is stolen ;o)

[mzzgoddessblue.livejournal.com]

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i have never read that before!!!! i'm laughing so hard my stomach aches!!!! thank you for brightening up my night!

[mshepnj.livejournal.com]

Bwah-ha-ha!

My Hubby just ran in here to see why I was wheezing. I just told him I was laughing out loud about Muppet porn! Hee.