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It's Lion Turtles all the way down ([personal profile] lettered) wrote2005-11-13 04:07 am

Guilty Pleasures

Because it's almost 5am, and I still can't get to sleep.

[livejournal.com profile] stultiloqentia recently posted a drinking game for Spuffy smut fic. It's a list of words you're sure to have seen a time or two (except for, you know, gnomon). Of course, "cold dead seed" makes an appearance.

Also, a while back, [livejournal.com profile] kita0610 had an outing for the old schoolers who invented things like Buffy's vanilla scent. They're those things that get used again and again. And again.

And on [livejournal.com profile] stultiloqentia's list? I was surprised to realize I don't care how over-used it is, I still find the primal roar/whisper "Mine!" sexy. I also get turned on by Buffy's "tiny hands" (in Angel's broad ones), even though it's in every single fic on ff.net, the unsexiest place in the whole wide world.

I've managed to convince myself I'm not the only one.

So come on. What are those "I don't care how many times I see it, I still like it"s? Okay, it might be more of a "I don't care how many other people misuse it, I still like it if it's done right", but you have one, don't you? You like seeing Spike say "Da" or "Yes, Sire," or "Xanpet". You like Buffy's mossy green eyes and Angel's chocolate ones. You like it when _____'s mouth is like satin and ______'s spunk tastes like honey. You like it when Buffy finds out Angel married her without telling her when he put the Claddagh ring on her finger. You like seeing Angel spelled "Angle". What's your cliché-kink?
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[identity profile] korilian.livejournal.com 2005-11-14 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
My cliche kink is the one where Xander instantly gets sexed up by all his fans, regardless of the fact that he looked kinda sickly and gained some lovehandles by the end of the show. He's not heavy build. He's very well muscled (and of course endowed).
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[identity profile] tkp.livejournal.com 2005-11-14 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You have a famous cliche kink! You know everyone wanted A Hard Day's Night to end with those fans actually catching up to the Beatles and having kinky sex with them. But not kinky monkey sex. That was reserved for the Monkees.

Yeah, so Xander? Has legions of fans who do him. Because love handles are love, baby.