Guilty Pleasures

[lettered]

Because it's almost 5am, and I still can't get to sleep.

stultiloqentia recently posted a drinking game for Spuffy smut fic. It's a list of words you're sure to have seen a time or two (except for, you know, gnomon). Of course, "cold dead seed" makes an appearance.

Also, a while back, kita0610 had an outing for the old schoolers who invented things like Buffy's vanilla scent. They're those things that get used again and again. And again.

And on stultiloqentia's list? I was surprised to realize I don't care how over-used it is, I still find the primal roar/whisper "Mine!" sexy. I also get turned on by Buffy's "tiny hands" (in Angel's broad ones), even though it's in every single fic on ff.net, the unsexiest place in the whole wide world.

I've managed to convince myself I'm not the only one.

So come on. What are those "I don't care how many times I see it, I still like it"s? Okay, it might be more of a "I don't care how many other people misuse it, I still like it if it's done right", but you have one, don't you? You like seeing Spike say "Da" or "Yes, Sire," or "Xanpet". You like Buffy's mossy green eyes and Angel's chocolate ones. You like it when _____'s mouth is like satin and ______'s spunk tastes like honey. You like it when Buffy finds out Angel married her without telling her when he put the Claddagh ring on her finger. You like seeing Angel spelled "Angle". What's your cliché-kink?

Comments

[tkp.livejournal.com]

c) Don't you think he'd ask before freakin' marrying her??? He's a pretty old-fashioned guy about some things.

And I love the chain with ring, too. I love how Chrislee made Buffy wear it in her recent story.

I like the height difference deal if done subtly.

Buffy: Oh Angel, you have such a sexy belly button.
Angel: Oh Buffy, the part of your hair reminds me of your . . .

Erm.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

You know, I make a crack about that once and now, you're going to bring it up every chance you get.

I'm going to have to write badfic on this topic.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

I never let anything go. Ever.

Besides, contemplating Angel's navel is my favorite past time.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

"Oh, Angel, you bellybutton is so lint free, so sexy. My pinkie fits right in. I must twirl my tongue in it and reach ecstasy like I never have before."

[tkp.livejournal.com]

lmao. Wow. Um, wow.

You definitely could be a writer of bad!fic.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

harumph.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

In the most complimentary way, of course.