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It's Lion Turtles all the way down ([personal profile] lettered) wrote2006-05-13 12:51 pm

Drabble: Slayerfest 2048

Title: Slayerfest 2048
Length: OMG I DID IT! 100 words.
Rating: OMG I DID IT! G!
Prompt: for [livejournal.com profile] femmenerd. Buffy and Faith, affection and snark.
A/N: 45 years post S7. This probably won't make sense unless you keep those shared Slayer dreams in mind.


Slayerfest 2048


"Who's gonna look after them?" Buffy'll ask, looking over the ladies in training.

"Jumpin' ahead, B. Let's be carefree."

Sagging, still blond to bleach the gray, Buffy'll say, "We're sixty-whatsit?-genarians."

"Sexa-. Speaking of sexay, they've got more to learn."

"'Bout Slayage in mini-skirts. But I can't teach that with those veins on my thighs." Buffy will flex her fist, watching Slayers in waiting. "It's their turn, now. You and I," she'll recall, "we've made our beds."

"Yeah," Faith'll agree. "End of the road. But you died, and how many years've passed? Little Miss Muffet can still kick that spider's ass."
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[identity profile] tkp.livejournal.com 2006-05-14 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
What I always liked about essay prompts in school was subverting expectation. I get a thrill out of twisting the topic.

Not sure the future tense actually worked, but I like all the llll sounds.

I didn't know that was a kink of yours! What's funny is it isn't one of mine. But I like picturing them in their 90s, shaking their canes at the young'uns, and saying, "why in my day . . . we made Slaying hot. Where's the girl on girl vibes, people?"