forget your Unified Theory of Everything

Title: So, The Helicarrier Needs Curtains
Characters/pairings: Bruce, Natasha, Tony, Steve, Clint; mainly Bruce/Natasha, with some Bruce/Tony, maybe Natasha/Clint if you want, brief mention of Clint/Coulson, family dynamics
Rating: G? PG?
Length:3,500
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: This isn’t actually about curtains. It’s about friends, taking care of each other, pizza, and zombies.
A/N: jbadgr made this picture for my fic, A Fine Spur. So then I wrote this fic for her picture, Get Some Sleep, Big Guy. Go make her draw more drawings.

This is not attached to the universe of A Fine Spur (LJ | AO3 | DW) or The Hollow Men (LJ | DW | AO3); it’s just some quick fluff.

( The Helicarrier Needs Curtains )

Title: Let’s Get Biblical
Fandom: SUPERNATURAL I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
Pairing: mostly Sam, Dean, and Lucifer, the Bible, even the gen is slashy.
Rating: G?
Length: 2,500 words
Summary: Takes place during 5x22, “Swan Song”, when Lucifer possesses Sam’s body. Satan compares childhoods; Sam just wants him to go to hell.
A/N:

Includes the Bible (mostly KJV but some NIV, for the sake of clarity), lines from SPN 5x22, and a Donne reference I wish I could’ve taken further, but it just didn’t work out.

( Let’s Get Biblical )

Basically I initially misread the concept for Harry's Death/Re-birth Comment Fest and thought you could leave unprompted stories. So I did this one. Go leave more prompts!

Title: What's In Your Head
Rating: G
Length: 100
Summary: Voldemort.

What's In Your Head

When we lived together under the stairs all of those years, you could give me forever, and take my serpent tongue. Still they cursed us and we crawled.

When we lived alone with our families’ graves all of those ages, you gave me eternity; you took my wrath and infamy. Still, our fathers figures failed us, left us, lied to us.

I thought that we could rise above the steps; I thought that there was more that we could be. Under the chair, I gave you strength and history; I gave you yourself.

Remember when you died?

That was me.


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I'm spamming! OMG look at me I'm spamming! *should be sorry, but is proud*

Title: Gloss
Summary: Buffy and Faith
A/N: written with kita0610's prompt, red and pink gumballs. Did not work in the gumballs. You can still prompt here; just don't specify a fandom.

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Title: Life of Lepidoptera
Summary: Hades/Persephone. Prompt: use rabble of butterflies somewhere in the text.
Words: 550
A/N: Sorry, seraphcelene, I broke our rules and didn't write a drabble!

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Someone also should've suggested, of fics I'd never write: if Angel and Spike went through a portal to Hogwarts and came out the other end named Harry and Draco. Right? Are you with me? Can't you just see Spike with Crabbe and Goyle and Pansy and Blaise going like, "So . . . you're the new Scoobs? Do you, like, save the world, free Willie, and watch Bollywood movies, or what? Guys? I can be into that."

Crabbe kinda looks at his shoes and scuffs them a bit, whereupon Goyle puts a hand on his shoulder, furrows his brow, bucks up his courage and says, "Actually, Draco, we're miniature Death Eaters."

"So . . ." Spike furrows his brow as well. "You're zombies? Or do you just . . . bite dead people? 'Cause, I can be into that, too."

Blaise rolls his eyes. "We follow the Dark Lord, he's evil, we want to wreak havoc and mayhem and hurt people we don't like. Capiche?"

Spike waits a beat. "I can be into that."

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Obviously, I need sleep.

edited because I'm still awake

Title: Walk Like Men
Length: about 1,500 words
Rating: G-man!
Disclaimer: not mine, use of WTTH and "Angel" and Twelfth Night
Summary: Buffy and Connor.
A/N: Guess I got a bee up my butt with that post about ideas and not being able to write short fics, or something. I've had this forever. It stands alone, but I have so many ideas for what happens afterwards that I was going to write a novella. But this is so stand aloneish that I guess if I do those ideas, they'll be more like sequels than subsequent chapters. I guess I just want to share, all the sudden. I don't know.

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Title: Slayerfest 2048
Length: OMG I DID IT! 100 words.
Rating: OMG I DID IT! G!
Prompt: for femmenerd. Buffy and Faith, affection and snark.
A/N: 45 years post S7. This probably won't make sense unless you keep those shared Slayer dreams in mind.

( Slayerfest 2048 )