Drabble: Slayerfest 2048

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Title: Slayerfest 2048
Length: OMG I DID IT! 100 words.
Rating: OMG I DID IT! G!
Prompt: for femmenerd. Buffy and Faith, affection and snark.
A/N: 45 years post S7. This probably won't make sense unless you keep those shared Slayer dreams in mind.


Slayerfest 2048

"Who's gonna look after them?" Buffy'll ask, looking over the ladies in training.

"Jumpin' ahead, B. Let's be carefree."

Sagging, still blond to bleach the gray, Buffy'll say, "We're sixty-whatsit?-genarians."

"Sexa-. Speaking of sexay, they've got more to learn."

"'Bout Slayage in mini-skirts. But I can't teach that with those veins on my thighs." Buffy will flex her fist, watching Slayers in waiting. "It's their turn, now. You and I," she'll recall, "we've made our beds."

"Yeah," Faith'll agree. "End of the road. But you died, and how many years've passed? Little Miss Muffet can still kick that spider's ass."

Comments

[43100.livejournal.com]

Omg. Suddenly - I see a world of 80 year old Faith and Buffy's living together with their like, fighting over whether or not Buffy can have cats or not and Angel and Spike being too afraid to play them at bingo 'cause last time the women got so angry at losing they beat the poor vampires over the head with sticks.

And Dawn would so totally bring Buffy cats anyway and Buffy would try to keep them in secret!

Lovely, lovely.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHHA! Yeah, I always like imagining older!Buffy, but suddenly elder Buffy and Faith seemed...so much less bittersweet some how. They'd just be old and cranky together and talk about back before Slaying was this whole fad. And poor Angel and Spike wouldn't ever be able to keep up.

Thanks!