Real Life Tales in La Vie De TKP!

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1. So my mom's seen all of BtVS. But we're watching it a second time. And in S5 "Blood Ties", you know that scene where Dawn goes to Ben and tells him she's the Key, then Ben changes into Glory? TKMOM: OMG, Ben is Glory?
TKme: Yeah, Glory is in Ben's body.
TKMom: You mean Ben is in Glory's body?
TKme: Yeah, Glory is Ben.
TKMom: So. Glory and Ben.
TKme: Are the same person.
TKMom: Glory and Ben are the same person?

I KID YOU NOT.

2. So I'm writing smut, slashy porn type smut, with things I don't believe I've typed before and god, did I even know Angel was that raunchy, and all the sudden there's a knock on my door. So I open it up and hear, "Hello. Have you let Jesus Christ into your life today?" All I could think was Angel does feel very close to Jesus right now, yes he does. "Have you had a chance to study the Book of Mormon, the Testament of Jesus Christ?" I'm spending my quality time studying porn, thank you.

I've actually never had missionaries come to my house before, and would've really liked to've chatter with them and perhaps offer them tea, but I was so embarrassed I said no and shut the door. And I think they thought I was laughing at them, which made me really ashamed of myself. Then I went back to studying porn.

3. So (all stories start with so, apparently) I just watched The Gift. I forgot how Spike cries at the end. Then I went downstairs and there was this little rabbit the size of a hamster sitting on the stoop just outside the front door, munching on little green leaf planty things. And it felt very ironic to watch Buffy die and then see this bitty baby bunny live.

4. So Friday my brother calls to ask when my mom is coming to Michigan so he knows when to go up to see her, and my mother says she's going Tuesday, and I'm going with her. I'd been thinking about going again to see my brother and also just because I can, and that jazz, but this was so very sudden. But hey it's free, so I'm there. Since I'm going to be gone longer this time I'm going to be dropping by an internet cafe every couple days just to see what's up, but I'll be less available. But I'll be there if you want to get in contact with me, and I will also fly about randomly commenting. But anyway, toodles!

Comments

[femmenerd.livejournal.com]

I LOVE that you are studying porn. You know, I don't think I've ever read any porn by you. How odd.

And thinking about Spike crying at the end of "The Gift" still makes me wibble.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

I haven't posted any Buffyverse porn. There's some sex scenes in my 5 Things fics, but they're not really there for the reader's pleasure like proper porn, and there's mentions of some sex in some other fics that's explicit mentioning, but not actual scene-age. The only porn I've ever posted anywhere is X-men movieverse.

I've always loved Spike, but this time through watching it all again, I have so much more sympathy for him. I actually see where he's coming from, and I had a lot of trouble with that before. OMG the looks on his face! Just rip me up. And everyone else standing there at the end just looking sad and horrified, but Spike there on his knees bawling his eyes out! I wibbled too.

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

I liked Spike cowering from the sun better than him crying. He kinda cries at the drop of a hat. Or a Slayer.

Michigan, hunh? Will you bring the porn to Michigan? When can I see the porn? Does Spike cry in the porn? ENQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Bad pun. Bad.

Yes, I'm bringing the porn, you can see the porn when I finish the fic, but it's that same one that's really long and the Spike porn is relatively quite short, so I'm warning you about that now, and no, Spike doesn't cry in the porn. You're right, Spike does cry a lot, but I suspect he cries a whole helluva lot less in front of Angel. But anyway it's not very tear-worthy sex in a good way, and imo if it was tear-worthy sex in a bad way Spike would rather fight than cry, which he does, a lot.

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

I have no idea wtf you're talking about.

It's fine with me if Spike isn't having a lot of sex...Wait- Is Angel? Cause then it's all good.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Most of the time, I don't either.

Angel has much of the sex, but it is almost all with Buffy.

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

I do the dance of joy now.

I trip over my own feet, but I do it.

[ros-fod.livejournal.com]

GO TO BED YOU WAFFLEHEAD.

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

OMG I WAS WATCHING LUKE AND LAURA VIDS!!!!!!!

[ros-fod.livejournal.com]

*FACEPALM*

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

THEIR LOVE IS PURE LIKE UNICORNS.