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1. So my mom's seen all of BtVS. But we're watching it a second time. And in S5 "Blood Ties", you know that scene where Dawn goes to Ben and tells him she's the Key, then Ben changes into Glory? TKMOM: OMG, Ben is Glory?
TKme: Yeah, Glory is in Ben's body.
TKMom: You mean Ben is in Glory's body?
TKme: Yeah, Glory is Ben.
TKMom: So. Glory and Ben.
TKme: Are the same person.
TKMom: Glory and Ben are the same person?

I KID YOU NOT.

2. So I'm writing smut, slashy porn type smut, with things I don't believe I've typed before and god, did I even know Angel was that raunchy, and all the sudden there's a knock on my door. So I open it up and hear, "Hello. Have you let Jesus Christ into your life today?" All I could think was Angel does feel very close to Jesus right now, yes he does. "Have you had a chance to study the Book of Mormon, the Testament of Jesus Christ?" I'm spending my quality time studying porn, thank you.

I've actually never had missionaries come to my house before, and would've really liked to've chatter with them and perhaps offer them tea, but I was so embarrassed I said no and shut the door. And I think they thought I was laughing at them, which made me really ashamed of myself. Then I went back to studying porn.

3. So (all stories start with so, apparently) I just watched The Gift. I forgot how Spike cries at the end. Then I went downstairs and there was this little rabbit the size of a hamster sitting on the stoop just outside the front door, munching on little green leaf planty things. And it felt very ironic to watch Buffy die and then see this bitty baby bunny live.

4. So Friday my brother calls to ask when my mom is coming to Michigan so he knows when to go up to see her, and my mother says she's going Tuesday, and I'm going with her. I'd been thinking about going again to see my brother and also just because I can, and that jazz, but this was so very sudden. But hey it's free, so I'm there. Since I'm going to be gone longer this time I'm going to be dropping by an internet cafe every couple days just to see what's up, but I'll be less available. But I'll be there if you want to get in contact with me, and I will also fly about randomly commenting. But anyway, toodles!

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Stop the presses. Ben is Glory and Glory is Ben? Huh. ::giggles:: Your mom is cracking me up.

Can't wait to see this porny fic you're writing.

My mom continually cracks me up. Often unintentionally. And as Sue says, the Ben is Glory? thing NEVER gets old.

There's a lot of plot and stuff besides the porn. Not that plot isn't good! I just feel like I may be misleading people because right now I'm writing porny slash but it's very much not about that. But! Thank you.

Although I like porn as much as the next gal, my heart is happiest with lots of plot and the porn fitting within that plot, so it's all good as far as I'm concerned.

And as Sue says, the Ben is Glory? thing NEVER gets old.

You and your mum crack me up. I burst out laughing at your little conversation. Sue is sooo right, it never gets old.

You're writing porn? *lives in hope*

What about the 150,000 word novel that is in progress? I read that and did the Dance of Joy. Everything you write is a wonder to read.

I have had missionaries to my door, more than once, sad to say. I hid under the blankets one time until they went away. I was sick on the couch and they could *see* me through the window, or the lump that was me!

I'm new to the LJ thing. Like in days, babe...I have Friended you, is that okay?

Ares

Ares! Oh hi! HI!!! I'm so glad you got an lj. I'm a bad emailer person, I am. How ARE you? I friended you right back! Of course it's ok! And if you have any questions, I'm sure all the nice people you already have friended can help, but I'm here too.

The porn is in the novel-length fic. It's B/A but it kinda wanders around toward the end. Thanks so much for wanting to read it, and the nice compliment :o)

These were very polite missionaries. I told them I wasn't interested; they tried again; I washed rinsed and repeated, they gave me a flier and went. Could be they a. read my dirty, dirty thoughts, still with the porny fic on my computer, or b. they thought I was a terrible person anyway because I kept laughing at everything they said, just because I was so embarrassed by my thoughts.

Oh hi! HI!!! I'm so glad you got an lj. I'm a bad emailer person, I am. How ARE you? I friended you right back! Of course it's ok! And if you have any questions, I'm sure all the nice people you already have friended can help, but I'm here too.

You are totally forgiven about the email thing. Cause, babe, you are writing!!! And we can't get in the way of that, can we?. Thank you for your kind offer, DS pushed me into this, but Renee started me on the road last year. I still don't know what I am doing, but I'm muddling along and have a couple of people just as clueless to keep me company. :~))

The porn is in the novel-length fic. It's B/A but it kinda wanders around toward the end. Thanks so much for wanting to read it, and the nice compliment

Woohoo!!! 150,000 words, and porn! As long as Angel gets lots of lovin', cause I never get tired of reading that!

Could be they a. read my dirty, dirty thoughts, still with the porny fic on my computer, or b. they thought I was a terrible person anyway because I kept laughing at everything they said, just because I was so embarrassed by my thoughts.

I'm sure they read your thoughts...*g* It must have been written on your face or was it the beads of sweat on your brow and the leer that gave it away. *snigger*

Keep at it sweets. We live for your words.
Hugs

My vote is the beads of sweat. It really was very nerve wracking.

Thanks for being so encouraging! Hope you're having fun with your lj.

Oh I am having fun with LJ. Fun as in don't know what I am doing, but it's all a learning curve.

Keep writing, babe!

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