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spuffyduds margaritas my Mexican dinner*. She's writing limericks. *whimpers with joy*

But anyway the point of this disturbingly affectionate and even more disturbingly spontaneous post is this drabble. How come I didn't write that?

Also, it's because I've been meaning for a while now to wave my cane and yell at you hoodlums to stop saying things like, "She couldn't say why; this was something she just had to do." Because that means in bad-author-speak, "Yeah I don't know where I'm going with this."

JEEZ!

Which just kills a lot of the affection and spontaneity, really.

*edited for artistic purposes.

ETA2: 2am is apparently equal to crack in la vie de TKP. This is why I am not a spontaneous poster. Did you see how I deleted the other post that looked exactly like this? Another thing, kids. I'm getting tired of "straining against the confines of his pants." THINK OF A NEW PHRASE. Or. Possibly. GO WRITE LIMERICKS. And never share them.

ETA3: 3am, and all's well. Fanfic writers of the world, Michelangelo's David is very beautiful, yes. But keep in mind, if you must excessively liken Angel or Spike or who have you to him, he had a rather small schlong. Last bit, I promise.

ETA4: I lied. Right to your faces. My hair looked fabulous today, and McDonald's now has chicken biscuits like Chik-fil-a. It will be seven in 3 hours and I can go get some. I think I might need coffee, just a wee bit. Dude! Remind me never to make posts late at night, ever. Go read spuffyduds's drabble.

Comments

[femmenerd.livejournal.com]

Not only am I tired of all of the constricting pants in the world of fanfic but I'm really tired of the people doing things to "gain better access"--I just don't know, I'm over it. Apparently there's a thing with cock liberation or something.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

lolololol! Yeah! That explains why it's always RAGING. Erection, or merely a hard on, cocks're always RAGING.

I'm starting to want to write a fic now made entirely up of porn cliches. There seem to be so many more in porn scenes than elsewhere in fiction.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Spike's ten inches of cold hard steel strained against the confines of his jeans. Angel couldn't say why he had to open those pants, he just knew he did.

Spike's cock was rampant and raging, already weeping pre-cum.

Angel swallowed all ten inches of Spike's love sword, sucking hard until Spike emptied his cold dead seed down Angel's throat.

You've always been my favored childe Spike and now we're bound together. I love you, Spike.


The end and review immediately or I won't write more.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

ZOMG SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!111!1!!1 srsly, best thing i ever red 4eva omg the part where he cummed sooooooooooo good and they so in luv!!!!!!!11 but u didnt say PEARLS OF PRE-CUM we all no thats the best part like a necklace pretty pearl cum necklace omg i cant blieve u didnt do that FLAME FLAME U SUCK I HATE YOUR HAIRDRESSER plz put that in there kthx i cant wait til u update.