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I like your poem. A lot. It's head-spinning with all its loops and puns and doubling back on itself. It took me several reads to figure it out. Monsters and victims: Spike draws a picture of the victim, and Dana draws a picture of the monster, but he is she and she is he. No matter who touches them and how, it all comes down to that one defining encounter, inescapable, that hooks itself into every experience thereafter. Feeling grim, much? Oh, Spike.

There's nothing weird about wanting Faith to have a passel of brats and for all of them to call their mommy's best friend, "Aunt Buffy". And for mommy and Aunt Buffy every once in a while to kiss in the laundry room, Faith sitting on the dryer with her legs around Buffy, asking, "The sheets clean, yet?" Buffy pulling away and finding the fabric softener and saying, "Yeah. You cleaned up real good." See. Not weird.

Want. That. Now!!!!

And now I taunt you with something vaguely-similar yet totally different!!

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“Did you know,” Buffy says, “that before we came here, I’d never left California?”

“Yeah?” Faith agrees, blowing smoke up and out. She’s thinking about Boston, about snow and frozen pipes, about hanging out with weird kids in Harvard square, getting stoned behind dumpsters and coming home late to an empty house. She remembers hitchhiking and nasty truckers who needed a swift kick to the balls. She gave it to them.

“We should go.”

“Where?”

“Back to America.”

Buffy looks her up and down, neutral, and tucks a lock of blonde behind her ear. “Okay.”

*

“I want to fuck you with a cock,” Faith pants.

“Uh, Faith?”

“We can do whatever we want, s’long as both of us agree. Come on, sit up.” Faith watches Buffy watch her, little pink mouth half-open, as Faith slicks her fingers in her mouth, slurping saliva then squeezing all four together until her knuckles turn white. She pushes in deep, rocking Buffy up and down with her knee.

“You like that, dontcha? Give it to me, B. Do it.”

Okay, new comment now for the poem.

You are winning with that.

She's like a sponge for other people, and the line breaks kick my ass.

-Is it so wrong of me to want a story with Connor and Angel, where the young, hip barista thinks it so sweet that someone as young, hot and rich as the football-shouldered pale guy in leather still takes his 70-year-old blue-eyed grandfather (he looks like Peter O'Toole. Is that wrong?) out for coffee every Tuesday?

Oh, that is awesome. Not even a tiny bit of wrongness there, no siree, solely awesomeness. And the 70-year-old does look like Peter O'Toole.

Hahaha, AWESOME. I love the places your brain goes. And I want you to write that first one.

*loffs*

I continue to <33 your brain like a - thing. With <333s.

Is it so wrong of me to want a story with Connor and Angel, where the young, hip barista thinks it so sweet that someone as young, hot and rich as the football-shouldered pale guy in leather still takes his 70-year-old blue-eyed grandfather (he looks like Peter O'Toole. Is that wrong?) out for coffee every Tuesday?

No, it's not wrong at all. Or is it so wrong it's right? Either way, it must be done.

Your poem is AMAZING. So incredible, wow, I'm in awe, I can't even leave coherent thoughts.

I...think you understand this poem way better than I do. Whenever I write poetry I actually understand it's very bad, imo, whereas I rather like this. So, thanks.

Dana contains multitudes.

Oh, fuck. That's really hot. Glad to hear you're doing it for lynnevitational!

She's like a sponge for other people,

She totally is. She's womanifold!

Maybe I like to think of Connor aging well? I dunno! I just, the thought of him getting to grow old, and still being cool with Angel, makes me a puddle of goo.

I want the first one to be written, but not by me! I would make such utter sap of it; it makes me too happy.

What a nice icon. She just looks so joyous. I miss Buffy!

And I was afraid the story was gonna turn out gen! :P

Sometimes I kinda poke around my brain wrinkles because I never know what's in there.

And I'd like to give your gray matter affectionate pinches, myself.

I want someone to write it!

and thanks! I...don't quite know what I meant by the poem, but I like it anyway!

I can't imagine you in particular having to worry about that too much.

Though BuffyandFaith gen would be awesome, too. There should be more buddy fighting fics in Jossverse. I just like porn too much to write them.

I guess I'm a porn mongerer, yes. Though that post-Chosen gen fic I posted a little while ago was originally supposed to be a F/B fic. It has subtext, I suppose.

There should be more buddy fighting fics in Jossverse. I just like porn too much to write them.

Yes, me too. I compromise by making my fics usually also "about something else" as well. But I do that more with SPN actually. Oh well!

Oh fuck, Joy, I am sucking so much at paper-writing right now, you don't even know. ALL DAY and I have written a page and half. It's pathetic.

eek, to your paper writing woes. I would come spin around in your desk chair, read your paper, snorfle over nothing, and complain over my own lack of wordage if I was your roomie. Anyway that's what I did in undergrad with my roomies and we all had stuff due. It...didn't actually help. *pats*

To continue to be of no help...

I think lots of us in fandom tend to be porn mongerers, even the ones of us who aren't just all about pwps and ships. Fics with sex in them, even fics about sex, can be so much more than just the porn. Yours always are. I find plots (except in long fic) difficult, so often enough my physical plot consists of sex or meetings, while the thematic plots are far more complex.

Wait up, Peter O'Toole has aged well? Sure, he's awesome and all, but he's looking really ragged these days. Dude has done some hard living...

-Is it so wrong of me to want a story with Connor and Angel, where the young, hip barista thinks it so sweet that someone as young, hot and rich as the football-shouldered pale guy in leather still takes his 70-year-old blue-eyed grandfather (he looks like Peter O'Toole. Is that wrong?) out for coffee every Tuesday?

I read a story a while back that had Connor as an old man and Angel still young and delicious. I wish I could remember where, and what it is called. I do remember that I thought it was great. Sadly, my ole' memory has so many Angel fics stored in there, everything has become a jumble.

Still, I would LOVE to see you write that. Peter O'Toole and all. BTW, I thought him rather hot in Lawrence of Arabia.

Um...it was Peter O'Toole in that, wasn't it? :~))

I think I'm thinking of how O'Toole looked about 4 years ago. Which was still very, I don't know, um, firm looking, imo. Even then though yeah, he wasn't aging as freakishly well as say, Sean Connery. He didn't really look younger than his age, just still so strong-faced.
But anyway, yeah, I recall now that at the last Oscars I thought he looked really frail.

I love your poem! I need to think about it some more.

Is it so wrong of me to want a story with Connor and Angel, where the young, hip barista thinks it so sweet that someone as young, hot and rich as the football-shouldered pale guy in leather still takes his 70-year-old blue-eyed grandfather (he looks like Peter O'Toole. Is that wrong?) out for coffee every Tuesday?

Not wrong. Please to be writing it now, yes?

-There's nothing weird about wanting Faith to have a passel of brats and for all of them to call their mommy's best friend, "Aunt Buffy". And for mommy and Aunt Buffy every once in a while to kiss in the laundry room, Faith sitting on the dryer with her legs around Buffy, asking, "The sheets clean, yet?" Buffy pulling away and finding the fabric softener and saying, "Yeah. You cleaned up real good." See. Not weird.

What are you doing in my head? There weren't any brats in it but I did once write a B/F and laundry ficlet: http://m-phoenix.livejournal.com/13714.html

And if Buffyverse really were to go all Round Table, wouldn't Buffy actually be the one who's King Arthur?

I can see that, especially after her Excaliber-ing the Scythe out of the stone.

Is it so wrong that this probably makes Spike Guinevere?

::almost chokes laughing::

Faith would be Morgan Le Fay,

OMG, yes, I want to read that.

and Willow is obviously Merlin.

Obviously.

I think that you need to write #2 for me. :)

That Angel/Connor idea makes me all sad and choked up. That's always made me sad for him, the knowledge that everyone he loves ages and dies.

The B/F is such a hot idea. Reminds me of a Nightwing/Oracle fic I read ages ago.

And that poem is amazing. I keep reading different things into it.

I think it needs to be written for me!

m_phoenix wrote B/F laundry fic she linked me to right above. There still needs to be on-the-dryer sex, though.

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