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Random Fandom, back again
-Is it so wrong of me to want a story with Connor and Angel, where the young, hip barista thinks it so sweet that someone as young, hot and rich as the football-shouldered pale guy in leather still takes his 70-year-old blue-eyed grandfather (he looks like Peter O'Toole. Is that wrong?) out for coffee every Tuesday?
-There's nothing weird about wanting Faith to have a passel of brats and for all of them to call their mommy's best friend, "Aunt Buffy". And for mommy and Aunt Buffy every once in a while to kiss in the laundry room, Faith sitting on the dryer with her legs around Buffy, asking, "The sheets clean, yet?" Buffy pulling away and finding the fabric softener and saying, "Yeah. You cleaned up real good." See. Not weird.
-And if Buffyverse really were to go all Round Table, wouldn't Buffy actually be the one who's King Arthur? Is it so wrong that this probably makes Spike Guinevere? Faith would be Morgan Le Fay, and Willow is obviously Merlin.
-Spike, self-portrait.
Dana drew some pictures small,
scribbled her crayon Watchers.
They beat her, drew her blood
got dripped, down a line of Slayers.
Might've been Fred who drew her
out of hell, on the wall;
Might've been Xander who knew her,
Watched her crayon/pencil it all in.
Willow who fucked her, made her
over Buffy who made her fuck,
or Angel made her Dru.
And when you looked at all those pictures,
small, you saw
she drew them all of you.
-There's nothing weird about wanting Faith to have a passel of brats and for all of them to call their mommy's best friend, "Aunt Buffy". And for mommy and Aunt Buffy every once in a while to kiss in the laundry room, Faith sitting on the dryer with her legs around Buffy, asking, "The sheets clean, yet?" Buffy pulling away and finding the fabric softener and saying, "Yeah. You cleaned up real good." See. Not weird.
-And if Buffyverse really were to go all Round Table, wouldn't Buffy actually be the one who's King Arthur? Is it so wrong that this probably makes Spike Guinevere? Faith would be Morgan Le Fay, and Willow is obviously Merlin.
-Spike, self-portrait.
Dana drew some pictures small,
scribbled her crayon Watchers.
They beat her, drew her blood
got dripped, down a line of Slayers.
Might've been Fred who drew her
out of hell, on the wall;
Might've been Xander who knew her,
Watched her crayon/pencil it all in.
Willow who fucked her, made her
over Buffy who made her fuck,
or Angel made her Dru.
And when you looked at all those pictures,
small, you saw
she drew them all of you.
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Want. That. Now!!!!
And now I taunt you with something vaguely-similar yet totally different!!
*****
“Did you know,” Buffy says, “that before we came here, I’d never left California?”
“Yeah?” Faith agrees, blowing smoke up and out. She’s thinking about Boston, about snow and frozen pipes, about hanging out with weird kids in Harvard square, getting stoned behind dumpsters and coming home late to an empty house. She remembers hitchhiking and nasty truckers who needed a swift kick to the balls. She gave it to them.
“We should go.”
“Where?”
“Back to America.”
Buffy looks her up and down, neutral, and tucks a lock of blonde behind her ear. “Okay.”
*
“I want to fuck you with a cock,” Faith pants.
“Uh, Faith?”
“We can do whatever we want, s’long as both of us agree. Come on, sit up.” Faith watches Buffy watch her, little pink mouth half-open, as Faith slicks her fingers in her mouth, slurping saliva then squeezing all four together until her knuckles turn white. She pushes in deep, rocking Buffy up and down with her knee.
“You like that, dontcha? Give it to me, B. Do it.”
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Though BuffyandFaith gen would be awesome, too. There should be more buddy fighting fics in Jossverse. I just like porn too much to write them.
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There should be more buddy fighting fics in Jossverse. I just like porn too much to write them.
Yes, me too. I compromise by making my fics usually also "about something else" as well. But I do that more with SPN actually. Oh well!
Oh fuck, Joy, I am sucking so much at paper-writing right now, you don't even know. ALL DAY and I have written a page and half. It's pathetic.
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To continue to be of no help...
I think lots of us in fandom tend to be porn mongerers, even the ones of us who aren't just all about pwps and ships. Fics with sex in them, even fics about sex, can be so much more than just the porn. Yours always are. I find plots (except in long fic) difficult, so often enough my physical plot consists of sex or meetings, while the thematic plots are far more complex.
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“Uh, Faith?”
LMAO!! I totally lol'd after reading that!
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