Another Prompts Request, Harry/Draco

[lettered]

Pretty much Man's Best Friend was some of the best times I ever had writing. I'm trying to write more for lynnevitational, but it's definitely going to be late. Anyway, the problem is that I like it so much I'm all serious about it now. I got the prompt from when I asked which fics I would never write. Come on, it was Angel gets a freakin' *puppy*, people; I don't know how to take that seriously (thank you jgracio). And because I couldn't take it seriously I came up with some stuff I really liked. Thus endeth the whining section of our program.

Now for the requesty part! I don't have that many Harry/Draco friends, but if you read them/like them/know them at all! Here is your place to give me a crack prompt for H/D. It can be as cracktastic as you like! Something you think could never be written! Or no one would want to write! As cracktastic as this! I can't say I'll actually write it, but I need to stop stressing about that Eighth Year fic I want to write and can't because I'm way too serious about it. Only H/D, guys. I feel very bad for all the Buffy people on my friendslist, and even worse for the few of you here for other reasons, but I can't get them off my head.

ETA: I didn't realize this until now. But if you have any crack prompts that could take place at Hogwarts, right after DH, with Harry and co. returning to make up that 7th year--I'd be more likely to do that. Thanks!

And/Or! Go leave your crack prompts at hd_inspired, here, and maybe other people will pick them up. There needs to be more crack there, people! Do the world a service like a good samaritan.

I'm still working on the drabble prompts. If you want to submit one, please do, just leave the fandom off. Thank you!

Comments

[rickey-a.livejournal.com]

http://community.livejournal.com/hd_inspired/64562.html?thread=1558578#t1558578

because you asked

[lynnenne]

I'm trying to write more for lynnevitational

\o/

I don't really care if it's late. Mine probably will be, too. :P

[vaysh11.livejournal.com]

Crack is not my strong point, I am warning you. Having said that ...

Adult Harry and Draco are marooned on a small island. There is only rum. Draco has been here before (different kind of Azkaban, if you want) and claims he escaped back then on his own. He tells Harry some silly, unbelievable tale. Together they figure out a way of escape. It can involve huge sea turtles. Or a bonfire lit by the rum. Or Harry (or Draco) being tracked by a spell. There needs not be pirates, but definitely hot, drunk sex in the sand.

And then I want to see this serious eight-year fic you are writing ...

[anthimaeria.livejournal.com]

Ha, you asked for it! I've been trying to get someone to write this for years! Only if this strikes your fancy, of course: I can come up with something else which isn't a crossover.

Title: Grease Is The (Magic) Word
Summary: Tell me more, tell me more, did you cast the first spell? Tell me more, tell me more, did he hex you as well?

It’s 1959, and the bad boys of Rydell High are captivated by a comely new blond with an adorable foreign accent. But this time around, the object of their affection isn’t Sandy, the perky Australian exchange student.

Yes, due to an unfortunate accident with a malfunctioning Time Turner and a few miscast spells, Draco Malfoy has landed in the world of Grease. It’s up to his boyfriend Harry Potter to rescue him and bring him back to England and the 1990’s before he falls for the oh-so-butch charms of Danny Zuko and his friends.

Will Draco end up in black spandex like Olivia Newton-John in the movie? You decide!

More musical excerpts from, uh, "Muggle Nights": (no requirement to use)

DANNY: Draco Malfoy, slender and blond

DRACO: Danny Zuko - got a big wand

DANNY: Wizard boy, sweet as can be

DRACO: Greasy bloke, panting for me

***

DANNY: He walked by me, he cast a spell

DRACO: Pinched my arse, I said “Go to hell,”
DANNY: Then I said "Ya wanna get blowed?”

DRACO: I turned that git into a toad.

[stefanie-bean.livejournal.com]

Harry/Draco/Ginny threesome?

:ducks and runs:

[essie007.livejournal.com]

Hogwarts sex-ed always interests me. Or hm other cracktastic ideas. Aliens? The color pink? Pink aliens? Ballet? Any of this doing something for you? This is a pretty cracky fandom. Most of the ideas I originally thought of have already been done.

Can't wait for your year 8 fic though. *anticipatory squee*

[hds-beltane.livejournal.com]

now that voldemort is dead and minerva mcgonagall is the headmistress for real (not acting, but fully appointed), she only teaches one class. seventh and "eigth" years only are invited to learn how to become an animagus. the crack? "it's not well known and rarely discussed, mr malfoy, but yes, there is a short cut toward reaching your animagus form: anal sex with a hated rival. no, no, mr malfoy, you must receive."

so, cracktastic enough?

oh, and while i'm here, i think you wrote something h/d other than Now The Shining Sun Is Up and silver tongues but i can't find it. am i confused about what to look for, or where to look? :)

[my_daroga]

I wish I even remembered DH well enough to prompt you. I sort of whizzed through just to get it over with, and I can't recall well enough where everyone ends up. Like, Draco has to make it up, too, right? So he couldn't be in a position of authority over Harry in any way?

As a side note, I love seeing traces of my influence in your LJ. Like the "Short Bus" mention. Does this make me evil?