Someone get this walking carpet out of my way.

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1. Happy Birthday to violaclaire, who apparently, may share a birthday with Mary Queen of Scots.

2. Did you all know that NC-17 is supposed to mean (according to the MPAA) those under 17 and 17-yr-olds shouldn't be watching/reading? I always thought it was just those under 17.

3. I won an award! Best drama, for the IWRY Marathon, for my fic Bodiless Within The Bodies! . Thanks again to chrisleeoctaves, canadiangirl_86, and the three mystery readers.

4. Also thanks again to everyone who participated in the IWRY Marathon. I have not read all the stories yet, but I certainly mean to (and I know I'll be rereading many!), and I'm really looking forward to it. Also, another big public OMG I love you to chrisleeoctaves, who made this marathon so wonderful this year.

5. Also, big thanks to terilyn4 who nominated Best Souvenir for best WIP at the When The Sun Sets Awards. It was the first time a fanfic of mine got nominated for anything, and I feel truly honored.

6. I liked S/B on BtVS. Nevertheless, you won't see me reccing Spuffy very often. Now go read stultiloquentia's fic. It's just . . . fun. Like fanfic should be.

ETA: Stulti has just reminded me that we should hassle her non-stop for B/A pr0n. Go. Go hassle. (I've adjusted the link so you guys can read above the cut, the part where she says, "I have B/A pr0n; come hassle me chickies!")

7. My Granny wants to know if an article published recently, about someone who is up-and-coming and also good looking, made me want to--and I quote--"erp." Serious girls like Joy, Granny says, do not say things such as "you just want to muss his hair" (as the article put it) about men.

Now, seeing as how the man in question is related to me, and I'm not keen on incest except in fanfic, no, I wouldn't say that about the man in the article. But Granny, you're right. Serious girls do not say they want want to muss the hair of smart, successful, handsome men. Only jokesters do that.

Serious girls say they wanna fuck 'em dry and then when it's all over call in the next to do it to them all over again.

Comments

[alwaysjbj.livejournal.com]

Congratulations!! And very nice graphics!! Woo hoo!

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

And canadiangirl_86 made the graphics. She's awesome.

[angelbuffy0.livejournal.com]

Congrates on the award

And well congrates on the nomination too.........even though we are both in the same category. :)

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Congrats for your nomination right back atcha, then! I must hie myself over to read your WIP...I'm seriously behind on all the fic I want to read, esp. the B/A.

[makd.livejournal.com]

congratulations; well-deserved!

and your granny is definitely a hoot.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

Part of the thing with my granny is that she lives very far away, and doesn't know me very well. We saw each other more when I was a teenager, and for most of my teen years I was just not very interested in the opposite sex (or my own sex. I thought I must be asexual). So it's not really her fault that the vision she has of me is this serious, book-readin' knee-socks wearin' non-lustful . . .

Wait a minute. I take that back. She should know by her age that all nerdy girls have a dirty inner slut.

[stultiloquentia.livejournal.com]

I done bin pimped! Gadzooks! Thank you! But you've linked below the cut-tag, which means nobody on your ducky flist will notice that the story I meant to write somehow transmogrified into B/A porn two days before I was supposed to post to seasonal_spuffy, causing much commotion, but with any luck, I'll have it publishable before the holidays.

Serious girls do not say they want want to muss the hair of smart, successful, handsome men.

Depends on your definition of "muss."

[stultiloquentia.livejournal.com]

Oh, and congratulations; well deserved! I finally read the story and left you some incomprehensible feedback.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

But you've linked below the cut-tag,

Duly fixed.

Hee! You said ducky.

[canadiangirl-86.livejournal.com]

Congrats on your win! Totally deserved! *smooch*

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Thank you! And your art work is lovely.

[lillianmorgan.livejournal.com]

Congratulations on your award! :)
Lol lol lol to your last sentence ;)

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

And I suspect Granny knows that too; she just doesn't know that I know it!

[terilyn4.livejournal.com]

you're welcome. Best Souvenir is one of the best What If? stories I've read (and I've read a lot!). I just had to nominate it :) Oh and hurry up and write the next chappie :-p

Congrats on your win at the IWRY ficathon. That's a kick ass awards banner.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

She did write the next chapter. You should be yelling at me, her slow-pokey (but cute) beta reader.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I didn't know what the WtSSA was until I got told I'd been nominated! It was a very cool feeling.

And yeah, I have another seven chapter written; four are with my beta.

canadiangirl_86 made the banner, and yeah, isn't it super dooper? I'm so tickled!

[chrisleeoctaves.livejournal.com]

Happy that you're happy.
*g*

[tkp.livejournal.com]

I'm happy that you're happy that I'm happy. I'm just happy.

[aloneinthetown.livejournal.com]

Yeah I thought that about 17 too...and recently learned the truth and decided to ignore it. Oh well, I'm ALMOST 18 (like 3 months till).

[tkp.livejournal.com]

see! weird. I feel like this is something I should've known when I was 17. But instead when I was 16 I was like, "look I'm illegal!" But then when I was 17 I thought I was all law-abiding, me and my NC-17 fics.

Oh well. In college, laws about at what age you can do certain . . . stuff doesn't matter as much.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

I know that about NC-17 but that might be because I have spawn. (I have spawned?)

Congrats on the well deserved award and the nom.

I am now convinced that your granny has secret incest leanings. Hee. (And completely ot, a year ago, A was at a debate tournament and he got into a discussion with some right winger who believed that the government should outlaw gay marriage, etc. When A argued that morals are not the business of the law, this guy brought up incest laws. A thought about for a while, shrugged and declared who cares what adults want to do. Strike down those laws also. Bwah! That ended the debate.)

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but you'd think I'd've know it when I was 17?

Thank you.

Ha. My dad doesn't believe that the government should legalize gay marriage. He thinks that the government shouldn't legalize any marriage. He thinks that the government shouldn't have anything to do with marriage, and that it should be a private contract between two people.

In theory, I agree. Except there's a bunch of pesky issues like sharing of property that are so much easier to deal with if the government has a standard way of dealing with couples. But anyway the civil libertarian in me is cheering for your spawn.

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

Congratulations on both the award and the nomination! They are very well-deserved. :)

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Thank you! And congrats to you, too! I haven't read your story yet, but I'm getting around to all of them, slowly but surely.

[semby.livejournal.com]

Congrats on the award and nomination! You earned 'em :D

And there are some things that grannies are better off just not knowing.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

Yeah, you're right. My poor granny. She'd be horrified.

[violaclaire.livejournal.com]

Congragulations on all your pretty pretty awards/nominations/graphics!

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Thank you. And a very merry unbirthday to you.

[ros-fod.livejournal.com]

Oh, yay! Congrats on the fic award!

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[herself_nyc]

Hey. Saw you in stultiloquentia's comments, and have friended you.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Fancy!

Friending you back because any friend of Bad Username is a friend of mine. Also, been meaning to read your fic forever.