Fiction's Hottest Voices

[lettered]

I've been compiling this. Who knows why? And I'd love to see yours.

Some of these, I just think the actor him/herself has a sexy voice, but this is listed according to character because some do different voices for different characters, or get better voices later on in life, and so specific characters come to mind. This was odd to do because I find some accents sexy, and it's difficult for me to separate the voice and accent*--I really wanted to do just voices, here. Also, I love unusual voices, but while some are exceedingly interesting, they're not what I consider sexy--I really wanted to do just sexy, here. I've always found men's voices far more appealing than women's. It's not because I don't love my vagina! I love deep, gravelly voices, unusual voices, and low, smoky female voices (in that order) the most. It was hard to put these in order, so some I'd interchange with others.

*For instance, Lucius Malfoy: Jason Isaacs, in Harry Potter: Chamber of Secrets. Is it the accent? Or the voice? Or just the fact that he's a snobbish assholic bastard? Answer on my desk in essay-form by Thursday, kthx.



1. Daniel Holtz: Keith Szarabajka, in the TV series Angel
2. Guy of Gisborne: Michael Wincott, in the 90s movie Robin Hood: Prince of Theives (actor also in Aliens 4 and 2002 Count of Monte Christo. OMG, he has a sexy voice.)
3. Colonel Brandon: Alan Rickman in Sense and Sensibility
4. Goliath: Keith David, in Disney's animated series, Gargoyles
5. Vincent: Ron Perlman, in the 1980s TV series, Beauty and the Beast
6. Mufasa: James Earl Jones, in Disney's animated movie, The Lion King
7. Faith: Eliza Dushku, in Buffy the Vampire Slayer
8. Major William Dobbin: Philip Glenister, in A&E's 1998 mini-seires, Vanity Fair
9. Aramis: Jeremy Irons, in the 90s movie version of Man In An Iron Mask
10. Irina Derevko: Lena Olin, in Alias
11. David Palmer: Dennis Haysbert in 24
12. Bill Adama: Edward James Olmos, in the reimagined TV series, Battlestar Galactica
13. Edward Pellew: Robert Lindsey , in A&E's mini-series, Horatio Hornblower
14. Saul Tigh: Michael Hogan, in the reimagined TV series Battlestar Galactica
15. Temperance Brennan: Emily Deschanel, in Bones
16. Arwen: Liv Tyler, in Lord of the Rings
17. Lionel Luthor: John Glover, in Smallville (I've only seen SV about three times, but I think I remember this guys voice reducing me to a puddle.)
18. Jean Valjean: Liam Neeson, in the 90s movie version of Les Miserables
19. Handsome Rob: Jason Statham, in the 2003 movie, Italian Job
20. Titus Pullo: Ray Stevenson, in the TV series, Rome
21. Cyrano de Bergerac: Gerard Depardeui, in the movie version of Cyrano de Bergerac
22. Hester Prynne: Demi Moore, in the 1995 movie of The Scarlet Letter
23. Red: Morgan Freeman, in Shawshank Redemption
24. Leon: Jean Renot, in The Professional
25. Gandalf: Ian McKellan, in The Lord of The Rings
26. Erin Brockovich, Julia Roberts, in Erin Brockovich
27. Kathyrn Janeway: Kate Mulgrew, in Star Trek: Voyager
28. Spike: James Marsters, in Buffy the Vampire Slayer
29. Ilsa: Ingrid Bergman, in Casablanca
30. Wolverine: Hugh Jackman, in the movie version of X-Men
31. Seth Cohen: Adam Brody, in The O.C. (I've actually only seen part of The O.C. once. He was on Gilmore Girls too, that's actually who I'm thinking of.)
32. Lucius Vorenus: Kevin McKidd, in the TV series Rome
33. Aragorn: Viggo Mortensen, in The Lord of the Rings
34. Jack Bauer: Keifer Sutherland, in 24
35. Maximus: Russel Crowe, in Gladiator
36. Gregory House: Hugh Laurie, in House
37. Marty Madison: Danny Glover, in Dreamgirls
38. Deanna Troi: Marina Sirtis, in Star Trek: The Next Generation
39. Lucilla: Connie Neilson, in Gladiator
40. Connor: Vincent Kartheizer, in Angel
41. Tibbs: Sidney Potier, in They Call Me MISTER Tibbs (I've actually never seen that movie. I just wanted to include Potier, and put "Tibbs".
42. Beth March: Claire Daines, in the 90s movie version of Little Women
43. Legolas: Orlando Bloom, in The Lord of the Rings
44. James Bond: Sean Connery, in James Bond 007
45. Hannibal Lector: Anthony Hopkins, in Silence of the Lambs
46. V: Hugo Weaving, in V for Vendetta
47. Joe Black: Brad Pitt, in Meet Joe Black
48. Jean Luc Picard: Patrick Stewart, in Star Trek: The Next Generation
49. William Wallace: Mel Gibson, in Braveheart
50. Dean Winchester: Jensen Ackles, in Supernatural (I've actually only seen this about three times too, and I still remember Dean's voice. So.)

Comments

[tkp.livejournal.com]

I have trouble separating Sawyer from his accent. Which I hate. It's really coming out that I hate Southern accents, huh. 'Cause Sela Ward also, even though now that I think about it she *does* have a nice voice.

The rest I have no idea who you're talking about. Except for that guy Boreanaz. Who I always found sadly lacking in the Sexy Voice department. But he makes up for it in others! So much so that I'd probably melt on hearing his voice, too.

[chrisleeoctaves.livejournal.com]

My So-Called Life = Jordan Catalano(Jared Leto)
Felicity = Ben (Scott Speedman)

Have you never seen either?

[tkp.livejournal.com]

No. Nor have I seen History of Violence or Walk on the Moon. I'm deprived?

SPEAKING OF DEPRAVATION. ahem. Have you seen the Beauty and the Beast with Linda Hamilton? I ask because it reminds me of you. It's cheesy and romantic--not saying that you're cheesy and romantic--oh wait, yes I am. But I am too because OMG, the fashion and some of the acting and almost all the plots are so bad, but it makes me wibble all over and never want to stop. There was a sewer scene, where Big Hero totally gives the speech Angel would've *wanted* to give in "The Prom", and then he goes away, and you get to see him CLUTCH HIS HEART and GASP afterwards. Ok, so it sounds really cheesy, but it was a thing of beauty.

I also ask because my friend had never heard of it and guessed that it was because she was in Canada in the 80s, and maybe it was just an American thing?

[chrisleeoctaves.livejournal.com]

Too funny that you should mention Beauty and the Beast, as I was holding the boxed set in my hand just this past Friday night when I was with germaine_pet

But I wasn't holding the dvds in my hand for me...my BFF loved that show when it was on...I never watched because hello! man dressed like a lion. (And she thinks my obsession with a vampire is crazy!)

So, I have never seen it- but I am going to buy the dvds for her as a gift and then I will borrow and watch the lion-man beat his chest.

*throws wrist to forehead dramatically*

[seraphcelene]

Dude, I saw the DVD boxed set at Target and I am *so* trying to resist. But resistance, as the saying goes, is futile.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Why resist?

You need to buy it and write me fanfic. STAT.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH DRESSING LIKE A LION. *looks about nervously*

I can't believe you, Chris. Prejudiced against him just because he's part feline. In the immortal words of seraphcelene: CAT PEOPLE NEED LOVE TOO.

Also. You're a necrophiliac.