lettered | Fiction's Hottest Voices

I've been compiling this. Who knows why? And I'd love to see yours.

Some of these, I just think the actor him/herself has a sexy voice, but this is listed according to character because some do different voices for different characters, or get better voices later on in life, and so specific characters come to mind. This was odd to do because I find some accents sexy, and it's difficult for me to separate the voice and accent*--I really wanted to do just voices, here. Also, I love unusual voices, but while some are exceedingly interesting, they're not what I consider sexy--I really wanted to do just sexy, here. I've always found men's voices far more appealing than women's. It's not because I don't love my vagina! I love deep, gravelly voices, unusual voices, and low, smoky female voices (in that order) the most. It was hard to put these in order, so some I'd interchange with others.

*For instance, Lucius Malfoy: Jason Isaacs, in Harry Potter: Chamber of Secrets. Is it the accent? Or the voice? Or just the fact that he's a snobbish assholic bastard? Answer on my desk in essay-form by Thursday, kthx.

1. Daniel Holtz: Keith Szarabajka, in the TV series Angel
2. Guy of Gisborne: Michael Wincott, in the 90s movie Robin Hood: Prince of Theives (actor also in Aliens 4 and 2002 Count of Monte Christo. OMG, he has a sexy voice.)
3. Colonel Brandon: Alan Rickman in Sense and Sensibility
4. Goliath: Keith David, in Disney's animated series, Gargoyles
5. Vincent: Ron Perlman, in the 1980s TV series, Beauty and the Beast
6. Mufasa: James Earl Jones, in Disney's animated movie, The Lion King
7. Faith: Eliza Dushku, in Buffy the Vampire Slayer
8. Major William Dobbin: Philip Glenister, in A&E's 1998 mini-seires, Vanity Fair
9. Aramis: Jeremy Irons, in the 90s movie version of Man In An Iron Mask
10. Irina Derevko: Lena Olin, in Alias
11. David Palmer: Dennis Haysbert in 24
12. Bill Adama: Edward James Olmos, in the reimagined TV series, Battlestar Galactica
13. Edward Pellew: Robert Lindsey , in A&E's mini-series, Horatio Hornblower
14. Saul Tigh: Michael Hogan, in the reimagined TV series Battlestar Galactica
15. Temperance Brennan: Emily Deschanel, in Bones
16. Arwen: Liv Tyler, in Lord of the Rings
17. Lionel Luthor: John Glover, in Smallville (I've only seen SV about three times, but I think I remember this guys voice reducing me to a puddle.)
18. Jean Valjean: Liam Neeson, in the 90s movie version of Les Miserables
19. Handsome Rob: Jason Statham, in the 2003 movie, Italian Job
20. Titus Pullo: Ray Stevenson, in the TV series, Rome
21. Cyrano de Bergerac: Gerard Depardeui, in the movie version of Cyrano de Bergerac
22. Hester Prynne: Demi Moore, in the 1995 movie of The Scarlet Letter
23. Red: Morgan Freeman, in Shawshank Redemption
24. Leon: Jean Renot, in The Professional
25. Gandalf: Ian McKellan, in The Lord of The Rings
26. Erin Brockovich, Julia Roberts, in Erin Brockovich
27. Kathyrn Janeway: Kate Mulgrew, in Star Trek: Voyager
28. Spike: James Marsters, in Buffy the Vampire Slayer
29. Ilsa: Ingrid Bergman, in Casablanca
30. Wolverine: Hugh Jackman, in the movie version of X-Men
31. Seth Cohen: Adam Brody, in The O.C. (I've actually only seen part of The O.C. once. He was on Gilmore Girls too, that's actually who I'm thinking of.)
32. Lucius Vorenus: Kevin McKidd, in the TV series Rome
33. Aragorn: Viggo Mortensen, in The Lord of the Rings
34. Jack Bauer: Keifer Sutherland, in 24
35. Maximus: Russel Crowe, in Gladiator
36. Gregory House: Hugh Laurie, in House
37. Marty Madison: Danny Glover, in Dreamgirls
38. Deanna Troi: Marina Sirtis, in Star Trek: The Next Generation
39. Lucilla: Connie Neilson, in Gladiator
40. Connor: Vincent Kartheizer, in Angel
41. Tibbs: Sidney Potier, in They Call Me MISTER Tibbs (I've actually never seen that movie. I just wanted to include Potier, and put "Tibbs".
42. Beth March: Claire Daines, in the 90s movie version of Little Women
43. Legolas: Orlando Bloom, in The Lord of the Rings
44. James Bond: Sean Connery, in James Bond 007
45. Hannibal Lector: Anthony Hopkins, in Silence of the Lambs
46. V: Hugo Weaving, in V for Vendetta
47. Joe Black: Brad Pitt, in Meet Joe Black
48. Jean Luc Picard: Patrick Stewart, in Star Trek: The Next Generation
49. William Wallace: Mel Gibson, in Braveheart
50. Dean Winchester: Jensen Ackles, in Supernatural (I've actually only seen this about three times too, and I still remember Dean's voice. So.)

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1. You lose at everything--life, being my friend, every game of foosball--for making fun of Beth on Little Women. What are you, a sociopath?

2. This is not about faces!

Dude, yeah, Adama. I just kind of look at the screen with puppy eyes whenever he opens his mouth.

1. Yes, I am a sociopath. Because I'm sorry, I can't stand her in anything, and as Beth at least she's amusing.

2. I know. But she's made of putty, and I can't separate them.

Me too. He's amazing.

I can completely understand not liking Claire Danes, actually. She's very idiosyncratic. And every once in a while she does annoy me.

I thought the Meg in that movie was hot.

Almost as hot as Gabriel Byrne OH DEAR LORD HE DOES THINGS TO ME.

I kept thinking about Susan Sarandon's voice, but then I couldn't recall it to my mind so I figured it must not be that amazing.

Few voices are as unsexy to me as Winona Ryder's. I like it, a lot, it's very pretty, but it's like one of those things I think about when I'm trying not to be turned on by like, Holtz or some bad man.

Thus endeth the Little Women ramble.

For the record I hate Meg Ryan so much that even if she played Beth I'd say nasty things about her. *plus* I hate her voice.

You give good ramble.

Yeah, I think my Clarie Danes hatred is exacerbated by Mr. D's love of her. It's totally okay for him to perv over the same people I do; not okay for him to be attracted to people I don't find attractive. Though even he thinks she's funny as Beth.

Sorry. Maybe we're just heartless dicks. Oh, wait. I'm pretty sure we are.

I think Winona is really cute, and I actually like her in that movie (I must have been smoking the first time I saw it, or something), but yeah she's not got a sexy voice. But you are right about Byrne.

Oh, I have a weird thing for southern women. Like... when Jodie Foster gets a little twang, or Holly Hunter. Weird.

Oh wait! I forgot, I need to add Patricia Clarkson.

Claire Danes is much more my "type" than most famous women out there these days.

TOTAL HEARTLESS DICKS. But yeah, I can see what you mean, but I always thought it was poignant. *sniffle* Anyway, that's a pretty hard character to play, I think, she's just too sweet. I mean, in a good way. *loves Beth forever*

I thought Ryder was *awesome* as Jo. Some other things she's in I'm just kinda 'eh' or get to annoyed by her voice. But I could not concieve of a more perfect Jo. Katherine Hepburn was too...something. I dunno.

Gabriel Byrne is one of the hottest hots that ever did hot.

I hate southern accents. Except for Crazydiamondsue's. I love Foster though, and quite like Hunter. Their accents don't bother me, but I don't like them. I liked Anna and the King, when Foster had to do an English accent.

Yeah, it'd be difficult to play Beth so I'd like her. Which makes me a heartless bitch, I know, but it'd probably be different in real life, you know? I can afford to be way meaner to fake people.

But conversely, more forgiving to fictional assholes.

Winona had, like, the suitable boyishness for the part. Hepburn, while I love her, hadn't settled down into herself yet. I like her better later--like, Philadelphia Story.

I don't generally like Southern accents. I don't think. But I like those two, maybe because of the soothing sound of their voices already.

The men in LOTR are all very dirty. Any one of them would have to take a bath before I had lots and lots of sex with him. But most of them are hot except I can't stand Boromir.

I think Mr. D and I like Hiro because he's the most like us, in a way. Y'know? I'm told I'll get an "avatar" eventually; we like to cast ourselves in shows, you know? Mr. D is totally Isaac, because they look alike and OMG DEPRESSED ARTIST.

I've never seen Philadelphia Story. I actually liked Hepburn best when she was played by Cate Blanchette. That's wrong, right?

They're hot BECAUSE they're dirty. Well. There're plenty of them I don't find hot. Gandalf, for instance (except his voice), and Saruman, and Boromir's daddy, and Gimli, and Elrond, and all of the hobbits--in fact most everyone in the movie except for Aragorn, Faramir, and Eomer. Oh, and Theoden. He was hot. Should've put his voice on the list. I feel ambivilance for Legolas. If Aragorn had him bent over a table or something, I guess he'd be hot. Oh! Dude, the elf general who dies in the second one, *he's* hot. Why am I going on like this? I have no idea. I should make a survey about the men in LOTR that were hot. I feel ambivalence too, about the women, because Arwen was tremendously hot to me physically, while boring to me characterwise, but Eowen vise versa.

Huh. There isn't anyone I can think of on Heroes I'd cast you as.

Oh, you should totally see The Philadelphia Story! This is why you should live near me, so I can force girly movies on someone and vice versa.

I agree re: hot=dirty. As mentioned, Viggo isn't hot, but Aragorn is. At the same time, IRL they'd be... smelly. Would it be musky man-scent or just rank? Y'know? I thought Legolas was hot, but subsequent Bloom-squee dampens the effect--and not in the good way. I think you've picked out the hot guys. I used to have a think for Elijah Wood. No more.

I couldn't stand Arwen. Mostly because they made her more important than she needed to be, to add some romantic!spice to it, but it just ended up looking like she turned into a horse. Remember that whole pointless Aragorn-falls-off-a-cliff-scene? So Indiana Jones, right? I go back and forth about Liv Tyler anyway; sometimes she pisses me right off.

Eowen rocked; characterwise she became hot.

Why are we talking about LOTR?

And damn, re: Heroes. I am left out, again.

I've been meaning to see it forever! And it would be cool to live by you.

It'd be rank and I'd still kinda like it, probably.

Dunno, Legolas was so different than anything else Bloom has done.

Elijah Wood is a cutie, but yeah, I don't really see it...Unless someone large is bending him over a table. *ponders, again* ;o)

I actually liked that they made Arwen more important. One of the (many) things I found so difficult about the books is there's only one cool female character (except for that whole beginning section where I thought "Merry" was a girl. I was in 7th grade!) I think it was cleaner, too, because something would be missing in Aragorn's character, I think, without Arwen, but she was such a minor character in the books it was difficult to keep track of who she was. I also think her expanded role helped flesh out a lot of Aragorn's quandries and motivations. I guess the falling off the cliff part was pretty stupid, but it was about faith--her faith in him, Legolas's in Aragorn, Aragorn's in the elves, and Elrond's plea to Galadriel and--it made things much more comprehensible to me, anyway.

Tyler's acting often leaves something to be desired, but I think she's incredibly sexy. Have you seen the movie version of Onegin?

Why are we talking about LOTR?

I dunno. But possibly it's because I love it but am afraid of LOTR fandom and fangirls so when someone I actually know starts talking it I get slobber on them.

I am left out, again.

There's no one I'd see myself being on there, either. 'Cept maybe the 9th doctor's girlfriend.

Should've put Mohinder's voice on the list.

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