Attn: H/D fic help

[lettered]

...the whole five of you who would even click on a Harry/Draco fic, much less read one:

I seem to have found . . . 45,000 words worth of a crack, massive, lame, embarrassing H/D WIP on my hard drive that I don't see myself finishing, and yet every time I check it, filled with innocent bewilderment, the word count goes up another 5,000 or so.

I was wondering whether any of the <5 of you could:
a. explain to me how this got on my hard drive,
b. read it and help me,
c. shoot me now,
d. hold my hand and pet it while I dissolve into tears of despair and self-loathing, while not letting anyone involved in Jossverse know,
e. all of the above.

Comments

[stultiloquentia.livejournal.com]

My March break approacheth.

[redbrickrose.livejournal.com]

a) because H/D eats your head and causes these things to happen. I was once tempted to write H/D fic and I wrote about two pages and then went to lie down until the urge passed. I am, however, very, very glad that you seem to be giving in.

b)I have never been in HP fandom or anything, but if losing uncountable hours of my life to novel-length H/D counts for anything (or would potentially amount to helpful input) I'd be glad to help.

c) Probably not the best solution, though I understand where it comes from. H/D was my secret fandom shame . . . before I started telling everyone about it.

d) *holds your hand* *pets it* *waits for fic*

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

I will pray for you, my child.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

<:O I WOULD READ THAT.

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's a lot of H/D feek!

*holds your hand*

I know so little about the fandom, I don't think I would be much help at all.

Except...you should write Ron/Draco. I mean, how well does that work? Really well!

...That's not helping, is it?

♥ Ron/Draco! ♥

[samsom.livejournal.com]

This has nothing to do with your post, except possibly accidently, but I have to tell *someone* -

I know nothing of the HP fandom, less about the books and movies, but during Goblet of Fire, I began to inexplicably ship Harry/Cedric, based solely on the the last half hour or so.

*bites nails*

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Um... I am very bashful about this, for what reason I know not, but I do love Harry/Draco fic. GOOD H/D fic. And the thought that you are writing an H/D fic is making me very, very happy.

That's all I have to say, because not being a writer? I'm afraid I can't be of much help. Oh! I can do (d) if you like?

[brandil.livejournal.com]

E, definitely E

[my_daroga]

Looks like you've got >5. But you know I'll read it, if you want me to.

[zibbycomix.livejournal.com]

If you hadn't already guessed, my reaction to Harry/Draco fic is more likely to be "OMG *squee* yeah!" than "what the heck?"
So, bring on the Harry/Draco fic! Oh yeah! =)