Fic Bits!

That meme about posting lines from your fic--lostakasha twisted it and posted lines from fic she hasn't posted, and I thought it was a cool idea.
So, here goes. I picked bits from *all* the fics currently going on on my computer, because I'm thorough like that and apparently have the pomposity to think random people might be interested. But these days I'm noticing I like kicking around ideas and dreaming up fics I'll write better than writing. Also, better than working. I left off my IWRY fic 'cause I know it'll be out in Nov, but hopefully the War Stories fic'll get posted soon too. And one day Best Souvenir. *crosses fingers* Anyway, here goes, if anyone wants to see my fic-knickers.

WARNING: Some of these are rated NC 17. Please don't read if you're underaged or not into it.

1. ( next War Stories fic )

2. ( from chapter 22 or 23 of Best Souvenir. Really random bit. )

3. ( A/B/F/S piece, I dunno )

4. ( Angel/Cordelia and Connor, something about kings, with Trinity stuff fic )

5. ( Angel and Connor phone conversation )

6. ( Really really really long B/A fic )

Please note, this other two are crack. I mean crack of the REALLY cracktastic variety. It's kind of like doodling--you're not really thinking about it and your hands just move; you don't mean to make a work of art or even a finished sketch and there's no "whole" there.

7. ( A/S long, multi-chaptered, CRACK, human, AU, backstory, which actually means William/Liam. With like, poetry reading. )

WARNING: please don't read if it squicks you. Please defriend or go the hell away if it offends you.

8. For Kita and Stoney: ( a part of some Connor/Angel I'm never going to do anything with. )

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eta: I'm a dumbass and posted the wrong versions of some of these. So, sudden editing. Oops.

Why I Love The World

Reason number eighty-seven-hundred-bajillionty-twelve, and thirteen:

Heroes and sages.

A grain of rice can tip the scale; the truth will set you free.

(and fourteen:

Spoons with big shiny handles. I just like 'em.)