forget your Unified Theory of Everything

Title: Action Items for the Morning After
Rating: R
Length: 6,500
Characters: Pepper Potts/Tony Stark
Warning: a blow job
Summary: Pepper processes the aftermath of sleeping with Tony Stark. This is gonna take some time. And a fully annotated agenda, complete with multiple choice questions.
A/N: Thanks to my_daroga, for being interested.

This is the sequel to Or Even Rearrange You. Probably works better if you've read that, but it's mostly porn, so it's also probably not necessary.

If you want, this series could be Tony/Pepper backstory for the series I’m writing, Responsible Science. Other than the fact that I wrote them with the same characterizations in mind, though, they have very little to do with each other.

This takes place right near the end of Iron Man 2.

( Action Items for the Morning After )

Title: Keep Your Splendid, Silent Sun
Rating: PG
Characters: Bruce, Pepper, Natasha, Steve, Tony, little bit of Clint, Fury, and Maria Hill. Gen-like, with suggestions of Bruce/Natasha, Bruce/Steve, Bruce/Tony, Tony/Pepper.
Warnings: Highly improbable and ridiculous science
Disclaimer: Not mine. Title from Whitman, and Tony misquotes Heinlein.
Summary: After the events of the movie, Bruce decides he doesn’t want to be an Avenger. Ten months later, an email from Pepper brings him back to New York, where Bruce has to face the people he left behind--oh yeah, and save the world (again).
A/N: This is part of a series. You don’t have to read the other stories in order to get this one, I don’t think, though previous stories are referenced. Previous parts in series, in order: A Fine Spur (LJ | AO3 | DW) and The Hollow Men (LJ | DW | AO3)


( Keep Your Splendid, Silent Sun )

Title: A Fine Spur
Rating: PG-13, for violence? I guess.
Characters: Natasha Romanoff, Bruce Banner – I think this is gen, but I dunno, he has sexy thoughts about her.
Disclaimer: Doesn’t belong to me.
Summary: Uninterested in being an Avenger, Bruce goes back into hiding. Once more Natasha is sent to recruit him, but she has an agenda of her own. There's this total McGuffin action plot, and then this totally meta discussion on whether Black Widow is allowed to show emotion, cf multiple fannish discussions on the subject.
A/N: This uses two prompts I saw on the kinkmeme. One is that Natasha is afraid of the Hulk and hangs out with Bruce in order to overcome it. Another one was Bruce tending Natasha’s wounds. So there you go.

Fear is a fine spur; so is rage. ~Irish proverb

( A Fine Spur )

Title: The Eighth Tale
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: meta, sex, and sad (don’t say I didn’t warn you)
Summary: Draco Malfoy tries to fix the past, but instead mucks it up some more. For Harry, it all becomes quite clear.
A/N: Hahaha so, snickfic and shipsharry, if you end up reading this (don’t feel obliged), I bet you can guess what SPN author I was reading when I started this (thus the abuse of parentheticals). I’m so easily influenced.

I wrote this for curiouslyfic’s not-fic-athon. At more than ten thousand words, you might be saying, “That’s a fic!” However, you might also be glad I saved you the 70,000 words of meta, sex, and sad that would have happened had I wrote the “actual” fic.


The Eight Tale

There is a tale between every event that occurs, and a tale between written words. There is a tale whose ending isn’t set, but that tale can’t be told.

( It hasn’t happened yet. )


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Title: They Don't Tell Us Anything
Characters: Gen. Sera Gamble, various writers, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, the Impala, and Sam's hair
Rating: PG-13, for swear words
Summary: This is how they wrote that episode, and what the actors thought when they saw the script. Can be read as sequel to Same As The Old Boss, but can be read independently as well.
A/N: Thanks to my_daroga who deserves credit for the Impala and Sam's hair.

Not only is it not real, it’s not researched at all.

Contains spoilers for 7.07.

( They Don't Tell Us Anything )

Title: Before and After Standford
Fandom: SUPERNATURAL I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
Pairing: Sam and Dean, even the gen is slashy, I don't know
Rating: PG-13? for language
Length: 3,700 words
Summary: This is a series of conversations. The beginning of each conversation is before Sam went to Stanford, the other half of each conversation is after Sam went to Stanford. It's like Good Idea/Bad Idea on Animaniacs, except with more Virginia Woolf and Metallica.
A/N: Owe so much to my_daroga that it's hard to believe it's mine.

( Before and After Stanford )

Title: Let’s Get Biblical
Fandom: SUPERNATURAL I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
Pairing: mostly Sam, Dean, and Lucifer, the Bible, even the gen is slashy.
Rating: G?
Length: 2,500 words
Summary: Takes place during 5x22, “Swan Song”, when Lucifer possesses Sam’s body. Satan compares childhoods; Sam just wants him to go to hell.
A/N:

Includes the Bible (mostly KJV but some NIV, for the sake of clarity), lines from SPN 5x22, and a Donne reference I wish I could’ve taken further, but it just didn’t work out.

( Let’s Get Biblical )

Title: Five Ways Draco Malfoy Tops
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Harry/OMC (sort of)
Summary: Five different Draco Malfoys and five different ways he tops.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Anal sex, rimming, light bondage, bloodplay (not much), threesome (sort of), voyeurism, second person.
Epilogue compliant? Nope.
Word Count: Five parts at 500 words each
A/N: Thank you to kjp_013 for the very quick read-through!

This is for you, vaysh11.

vaysh11 beta’ed some stuff for me quick a while back, and I wanted to write her fic to thank her. When I asked her what she wanted, she said, “I’d like to see you write Draco Malfoy topping.” To me . . . well, topping (or bottoming) doesn’t mean any one thing for any person, so I . . . suppose this is how I see Draco Malfoy topping.

I hope you like it anyway, vaysh11, and thanks for all your help.

( Five Ways Draco Malfoy Tops )

Title: The Long Way
Rating: PG-13?
Word Count: around 400
Warnings: Er. Meta?
Summary: Er. More meta? Trying to get Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy together is like trying to get toothpaste back into the tube: it doesn’t fit and it’s messy when you try.
A/N: This was another fic I did for ldws. The prompt was "Unctuous Unction." I made some minor edits from the original version.

( The Long Way )

Title: The Chicks'll Cream
Fandom: Grease, Grease 2
Rating: R, for language/implications
Length: 8K
Warnings: There's an element that might be racially or culturally offensive. I mean it as a commentary, but please let me know if it strikes the wrong note for anyone.
Characters: Danny Zuko, Johnny Nogerelli, Sandy Olsson (Danny/Sandy, past Johnny/Stephanie, Danny/Johnny implied)
Summary: Danny Zuko gets Johnny ready to be next head of the T-Birds. These are the missing scenes you've all been waiting for between Grease 1 and Grease 2.
A/N:
-stultiloquentia passed along word of More Joy Day, and I thought this would bring my_daroga joy. I also hope it will bring others joy, because it is the most ridiculous thing that has existed ever. I've also thought of you, crazydiamondsue, if you are reading this at all.

-The other thing responsible for this is an overwhelming affection for Adrian Zmed. I don't know what he's really like in person, but I do know when I see him on screen I just melt inside and want a puppy. T. J. Hooker, you inspire me.

( The Chicks'll Cream )