Happy Birthday, K

my_daroga, you are a special one. For you are insightful and thoughtful and I know I can always share both my thinky and personal thoughts with you. And you are beautiful and kind and care and stuff. Plus you are original and different and creative and inspiring in that way. You are in my thoughts often. You're a dear friend, and I am a pile of mush.

Fic Meme

I have no idea why I want so badly to do this meme all of a sudden. Possibly because I am writing two fics right now I never, ever thought I'd write. And I want to hide from them some more.

Name or describe a few fics you think I will never, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

P.s. Yes, I am sick! But getting better.