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So I read this once, I don't know where, and lost it for a long time. I am posting it here for the sake of posterity, but if someone knows the origin of this magnificence, let me know: It was pandarus! Thanks, espresso_addict.

Why I Love The Internets

Person A: (sheepishly/shamefully) I…I kinda like to wear rubber gloves on my head and pretend to be a chicken. Sometimes. Er. For a laugh, you know?

Person B: I do that every weekend.

Person C: I’m wearing a rubber glove on my head right now and it’s fucking great! Those non-rubber-glove-wearers (henceforth to be called NRGW) don’t know what they’re missing!

Person A: Yeah!

Person B: Let’s set up our own forum at X!