Best idea in the whole of EVAR

Comment with a prompt! Any fandom, pairing, character, idea . . . even if I don't know the fandom. Be cracktastic! Be SRS business. Be what you've always dreamed you could be.

I will execute your prompt! . . . with stick-figures.

Gakked from furiosity

ETA: ...I don't promise to be SRS bizniss back.