forget your Unified Theory of Everything

Last night my_daroga, friends and I went to see an Alice and Wonderland burlesque.

( Inside: not so sexy times, sorry. This is mostly just about what we saw and what it could have been. )

Anyway, besides thoughts on how the show could've been better, now I have Alice meta, re: versions of Alice, Lewis Caroll, sex and the rabbit hole, and male agency in Wonderland, but my 15 minutes was actually over five minutes ago. So, I'll save it for another time, and instead turn it over to you.

What would you do, in an Alice burlesque show? ETA: I meant to ask with an Alice burlesque show. As in: how would you marry the idea of sexy times to this story? What would the songs be, the costumes, the sets, the dances? How would you tell the story? What would you think about it--would it ruin your Disney-laced or innocent childhood? Who would you cast if you could cast anyone?

But if you want to be *in* an Alice burlesque show, you can tell me what you'd do, too :o)