forget your Unified Theory of Everything

Title: The Way Down
Rating: this chapter, pg
Length: this chapter, 4.6K; whole fic: 70,000
Warnings: sex
Characters: Harry/Draco, past Harry/Ginny
Epilogue: not epilogue compliant
Summary: Malfoy’s all, “Come out of there,” the way you say to a cat who is badly behaved. And Harry’s all like, “No, what, I’m a hermit! And I have a chest-monster! And I am crazy magically powerful!” and Malfoy’s all, “We all have problems, bub.” (thoughtfully) “You are crazy though. I’ll give you that.”
A/N: Well, I finally posted it all. Thank you so, so much to everyone who helped me with this, including alaana_fair, kjp_013, lusiology, fat_teaspoon, bowdlerized, RR, and most of all, scabbyfish. I miss you, hon.

Thanks also to everyone who waited so long.

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( Chapter 9 (end) )

Title: The Way Down
Rating: this chapter, pg
Length: this chapter, 9K, 70K overall
Warnings: later, there is sex, but not much violence.
Characters: Harry/Draco, past Harry/Ginny
Epilogue: not epilogue compliant
Summary: Malfoy’s all, “Come out of there,” the way you say to a cat who is badly behaved. And Harry’s all like, “No, what, I’m a hermit! And I have a chest-monster! And I am crazy magically powerful!” and Malfoy’s all, “We all have problems, bub.” (thoughtfully) “You are crazy though. I’ll give you that.”
A/N: -Thanks to kjp_013 for the quick beta.

-Constructive criticism is more than welcome.

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( Chapter 7 )

Go to: Chapter 8

Title: The Way Down
Rating: this chapter, pg
Length: this chapter, 7.8K, 70K overall
Warnings: later, there is sex, but not much violence.
Characters: Harry/Draco, past Harry/Ginny
Epilogue: not epilogue compliant
Summary: Malfoy’s all, “Come out of there,” the way you say to a cat who is badly behaved. And Harry’s all like, “No, what, I’m a hermit! And I have a chest-monster! And I am crazy magically powerful!” and Malfoy’s all, “We all have problems, bub.” (thoughtfully) “You are crazy though. I’ll give you that.”
A/N: -Thanks to kjp_013 for the super quick beta.

-This is now finished. The hope is to post once a week. Hopefully.

-Constructive criticism is more than welcome.

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( The Way Down, chapter 5 )

Go to: Chapter 6

Title: The Way Down
Rating: this chapter, pg
Length: this chapter, 6.5K, see below for WIP info
Warnings: later, there is sex, but not much violence.
Characters: Harry/Draco, past Harry/Ginny
Epilogue: not epilogue compliant
Summary: Malfoy’s all, “Come out of there,” the way you say to a cat who is badly behaved. And Harry’s all like, “No, what, I’m a hermit! And I have a chest-monster! And I am crazy magically powerful!” and Malfoy’s all, “We all have problems, bub.” (thoughtfully) “You are crazy though. I’ll give you that.”
A/N: -Thanks 7 billion times to scabbyfish, who did SO MUCH TO THIS. I’ve never had a beta like her. Of course I’ve never shared anything this messy with someone. I’m so glad she can (with magic powers) make it somewhat presentable.

-This is a work in progress. I have this grand plan I’ll finish it if I start posting. Right now it’s 60,000 words. The plan makes it look like it will be 70,000 words. Plans are very deceiving. The plan is a chapter every week. My guess is 8-9 chapters. Did I mention plans are deceiving? Especially when they are mine.

-Constructive criticism is more than welcome.

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( The Way Down, chapter 3 )

Go to: Chapter 4

Title: The Way Down
Rating: this chapter, pg
Length: this chapter, 9.5K, see below for WIP info; ETA: total length: 70,000 words
Warnings: later, there may be sex.
Characters: Harry/Draco, past Harry/Ginny
Epilogue: not epilogue compliant
Summary: Malfoy’s all, “Come out of there,” the way you say to a cat who is badly behaved. And Harry’s all like, “No, what, I’m a hermit! And I have a chest-monster! And I am crazy magically powerful!” and Malfoy’s all, “We all have problems, bub.” (thoughtfully) “You are crazy though. I’ll give you that.”
A/N:

-This is a work in progress. I have this grand plan I’ll finish it if I start posting. Right now it’s 50,000 words. The plan makes it look like it will be 60,000 words. Plans are very deceiving. The plan is a chapter every week. My guess is 7-8 chapters. Did I mention plans are deceiving? Especially when they are mine.

-Constructive criticism is more than welcome.

-edited on 1/14/11 with help from scabbyfish. Thank you, R!

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( The Way Down )

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