Final Chapter in La Vie de TKP

Hello all you lovely people with your happy dancing fingers and hopefully stuffed stomachs because I don't like to think of anyone being hungry! How are you today? This is my final message, my last shebang, my au revoir, my Mel Gibson crying FREEDOM as fandom rips out my guts or maybe my Thelma to your Louise as I drive of the fandom cliff. I haven't decided which is morbider yet because Mel had that whole guts thing but the chicks had that whole splat thing. Anywho, this is THE LAST STRAW. I can't stand it any more.

( I'm leaving fandom forever and ever; it's hateful and mean and no one commented on my unicorn/Oz fic, and everyone loves bnfs better than me, and I died, and then I came back but left fandom, and also I got wanked, and I'm deleting my lj and never coming back ever ever ever, and nor will my children, or my children's children. )