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Title: When The Enterprise Had Kittens
Length: ~2,000
Rating: G
Summary: Kittens aboard the Enterprise.
A/N: Following in the vein of loving to see the subject of characters getting pets treated seriously, I bring you a fic inspired by this prompt on st_xi_kink. I wrote it in about an hour, which is sort of a record for me.

( When The Enterprise Had Kittens )

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PG-13, post-NFA, gen-ish, Angel, Spike, Nina, Illyria, and a puppy.

( Man's Best Friend, 2 )

Someone also should've suggested, of fics I'd never write: if Angel and Spike went through a portal to Hogwarts and came out the other end named Harry and Draco. Right? Are you with me? Can't you just see Spike with Crabbe and Goyle and Pansy and Blaise going like, "So . . . you're the new Scoobs? Do you, like, save the world, free Willie, and watch Bollywood movies, or what? Guys? I can be into that."

Crabbe kinda looks at his shoes and scuffs them a bit, whereupon Goyle puts a hand on his shoulder, furrows his brow, bucks up his courage and says, "Actually, Draco, we're miniature Death Eaters."

"So . . ." Spike furrows his brow as well. "You're zombies? Or do you just . . . bite dead people? 'Cause, I can be into that, too."

Blaise rolls his eyes. "We follow the Dark Lord, he's evil, we want to wreak havoc and mayhem and hurt people we don't like. Capiche?"

Spike waits a beat. "I can be into that."

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Obviously, I need sleep.

edited because I'm still awake

Because:

1) there are a billion other things I have to do right now.
2) Lindsey is one of my favorite characters, but I have few fic ideas for him. I want to work on his voice. Also, I should write more first person because I hate it like marmite on cockroaches.
3) I think nemo_gravis is awesome for keeping this organized, and mara_sho for making a web site. Thanks!
4) I fully expect my new music guru a2zmom to tell me music Lindsey would like. But not KANE because that's kinda lame.

( 70 Questions for Lindsey McDonald )

ETA: I'm an idiot who can't even spell the name of the character. Don't mind me. *whistles*