forget your Unified Theory of Everything

So, I really want to do a Pride and Prejudice fic wherein all the Bennet girls are boys, everyone else is the gender they are in the book, and both Mr. Darcy and Mr. Lizzy (my_daroga and I think Lawrence) are gay.

( genderswap Pride and Prejudice )

I banged this out in the last two hours. Some things I spend days and days and days on and pour my heart and soul in. In fact all of the fanfic I try to write these days is like that, which is why I never post any. So I made myself do this, and here are the results, all unfurnished. It was supposed to be a series of vignettes, but it got loooong.

Why am I writing BBC Sherlock fanfic? I don't even know.

Title: The Anatomical Difference
Word Count: ~2,000
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson pre-slash, I guess.
Warning: genderswitch.
Characters: John, Sherlock, a girl named Mary
Summary: John broke up with his girlfriend. Sherlock doesn't comfort him.
A/N: edited Oct 9, 2010, with thanks to pandarus for the Brit-pick.

( The Anatomical Difference )

Title: Girls Are Great
Fandom: Star Trek XI, Kirk/Girl!Spock, Uhura
Disclaimer: ST isn’t mine. There’s one line from Wikipedia and several choice phrases by stultiloquentia in here.
Rating: NC-17, for explicit sex, and very dirty talk
Warnings: Porn. Meta. Porn.
Summary: Girl gets off. Girl thinks about getting off. Girl gets off again. Girl just happens to be Spock, who used to be a guy.
A/N: Many thanks to my_daroga, for reactions and encouragement, and stultiloquentia, for advice/ideas and encouragement.

Originally posted the first part of this anonymously for this prompt. I stopped when I realized just how many issues I had with what I wrote. So I added meta to the porn. Then wrote more porn.

I just have to say before I click the button that this is by far the porniest and most ridiculous thing I have ever shared with anyone ever. Anonymous commenting is always allowed in this journal.

( Girls Are Great part 1 )

Continued in part two