forget your Unified Theory of Everything

Yay I was tagged! That's so exciting. Thanks, ladycat777.

Tagging: cordelianne, minim_calibre, jgracio, lillianmorgan, and gaudynight

If you've been tagged, you can (if you want) write your answers in your own LJ and replace any questions that you dislike with a new, original question.

( Questions about me meme )

I don't normally do these things, but it's late, I'm sick, there's a bug that begins with cock outside my bedroom making me afraid to go to sleep, and I want to know!

What was your first impression of me? First Impressions Meme

I have no idea why I want so badly to do this meme all of a sudden. Possibly because I am writing two fics right now I never, ever thought I'd write. And I want to hide from them some more.

Name or describe a few fics you think I will never, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

P.s. Yes, I am sick! But getting better.

I don't do these much, but I felt that romanyg deserved lovin' today. Well, everyday, but yeah it's there. So go. Love.

Just as a side note I found this meme extremely difficult as I wanted to put all of you on it. I must've gotten a lovebug or something, because usually I'm thinking, "Gee, flist, I care not about the pus-filled boil you got last week; are you still talking about it?"

Kidding.

Sort of. *<3s you people.*

Memeage! I got tagged by a2zmom! Oh, fun!

( All those things you wanted to know and were too afraid to ask...are not answered under this cut, because you didn't ask. )

I tag l_aurens and imnotacommittee, but only if they don't feel like it's a waste of their time.

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( That other meme that's going around, the one about fictional characters you do/not do? I can't do that meme. )

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I'm still doing drabbles. It's extremely difficult. There are only 100 words in a drabble! I knew that going in, and yet . . . and yet. I went to write early!Spike and RPS with actresses from the 1930s came out.

S. Hello fandom! *waves enthusiastically*
P. Whoever recced my fic 5 Ways NFA Probably Didn't End at BBF has my thanks. So, thanks.
A. Go read a2zmom's fic, Faithless. It's B/A/(F), or possibly B=F/A, or possibly A+F=-B, the sum of which equals hot.
N. entrenous88 is writing Buffy/Connor; it's like she read my mind, ripped all the pages out, made them into tiny sea-worthy boats, said, "I can do better!" and did, right here.
D. crazydiamondsue has more Xander shaped love, which you should all go read, because Xander is an unsung hero, except for all the times we get up and sing about him at the top of our lungs with bawdy lyrics and possibly spit on the audience, which should really be attempted more often.
E. viciouswishes is asking about dating fanfic on archives, because internet dating is really all the rage now, and spiralleds is asking about writing longer fics because once, two guys were pissing off the side of Golden Gate Bridge, comparing, you know, as guys are wont to do, until one of them remarked, "boy, is this water cold!" And the other had to throw in, "and deep!" because length matters.
X. What was I going to say again? Oh, if your names is Ares, l_aurens or imnotacommittee I owe you emails, and will stare at the sendy button blankly for possibly weeks until I get back to you. But strike back at you I will. They call me Empire at the office. They also call me exceedingly cheesy. Plus, there is no office.
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FIN
(Like Riley, or possibly Flipper)
edited because I'm dumbasstastic.

Oh, look, a cockroach."

Can we do that thing where you give me a subject and I list TOP 5? Please? Because I'm bored, and needs should definitely be met. As long as it doesn't require ointments the next day.

a2zmom tagged me! I've never been tagged before.

( 20 random things )

I tag anyone who's chomping at the bit to talk about themselves but never would unless asked ;o)