forget your Unified Theory of Everything

stultiloquentia's doing an easy recipe meme. Here's kyriacastle with here own recipes and why we should just do whatever Sulti says.

And here are my recipes! I transcribed almost all of them from memory; that is how easy they are.

( Breakfast )

( Cold salad-y things )

( sweet stuff with peanutbutter )

( dips )

One day I shall teach you to make rumballs, young padawans. And Bernaise sauce.